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(af • tər • dī • tē): Sacred princess of working weekends and after 5:00. Daughter of Climbystus.
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(wü • yü • chē): “The great communicator,” emperor of conference calls and business lunches.
(ō • nō • nät • nau): The supreme spirit of technology. Often referred to as the “jester of paper jams.”
(kash • ə • kau • tü): The king and protector of office bonuses and extra vacation days.
(kü • lō • tü • täk • ə): Purveyor of office gossip and ruler of the watercooler.
(klīm • ist • əs): Protector of the corporate ladder.
(nau • nau): Queen of tight deadlines.
(sün • wē • boks): First princess of cubicles.
(yü • kü • ka • chē): Emperor of casual Fridays and khaki pants. Sometimes referred to as the “Hawaiian shirt king.”
(həm • ə • lə • nō • nō): Purveyor of verbal reprimands.
(dō • nə • lə • chü • wē): “The King of free,” such as free doughnuts in the conference room.
